well if it gets to dry your not doing your job properly [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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well if it gets to dry your not doing your job properly [img]tongue.gif[/img]
maybe i'm just not turned on.... [img]redface.gif[/img]
THATS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!
<size=5>OUCH</size>
now that hurts but if its the medicine that i have to take i will...
*goes looks up foreplay hints and tips 101*
and foreplay was always my best attribute [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]
foreplay is ok.... but not always necessary....
porn is good
...or a really nice voice [img]redface.gif[/img]
jesus are you really a woman??? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
*scribbles on note pad woman once said foreplay not always necessary, to be kept for future reference*
porn mmmmmmm *pops nine and a half weeks in video player for shatzy, goes grabs caramel popcorn for shatzy*
Besides i have a kiwi accent [img]cool.gif[/img]
ummmmm.... is this foreplay or a typical friday night?
i like quicker sex.... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smilies...d/bullwhip.gif
or is this a typical every-night? [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
god damn who said females were always slow???
Id like to meet that twat
well if you want it quicker you make it quicker [img]mad.gif[/img]
yeah... sure thing....
just let me put down this watermelon....
shouldnt i be holding the melons??? ...
though im not one to complain if you swing that way ... coulda introduced me though
evidently you didn't pick up on my sarcasm....
tell ya what... i'll cut you a deal....
you give me what i want, and i'll give you the
pleasure of doing something for me